1 Down, 37 to Go

Dear Dar,

Thank you for taking the time to write, you'd be surprised how lonely the life of a deity can get. I received your wish list. Unfortunately I cannot provide you with Keira Knightley in a bow, as non-footballing matters are beyond my control. To compensate, however, I have provided you with the following:

3 points
1 clean sheet
3 excellent debuts
1 Beckham special (hold the Beckham)
1 empty treatment room
4 plus goal difference
1 Arsenal red card
1 Liverpool defeat
1 Mis-used Australian
1 Egg-head scouser penalty miss (could only provide 1, sorry)
1 Spectacular Portugese wonderkid

I'll see what I can do for next week.

Au revoir,

Eric Cantona (le God of Football)

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